Sunday, 10 April 2011

Hideous Outfits are A Crime

Decided yesterday I'd tune in for a bit of IPL entertainment and hello, the 'Kochi Tuskers Kerala' are playing.

I think I'll try to decipher the genius behind the using of a three-word name for a sports team, but then the Kochi openers walk out and I'm offered something far more important to contemplate over.

Because I see this:



Now if you'd ask me what 'this' is then I'd tell you this is one of the greatest embarrassments in the history of colour matching. This isn't even innovative or funky, this is plain crap. And I don't know how many are willing to sacrifice their eyes for seeing Kochi play, I know I'm not.

I know it doesn't take much genius to understand what is wrong with this thing, but I still felt it needs to be criticised here because getting your team to wear this is a crime.
Quite seriously. I don't think it is okay if someone is made to look like an absolute nutjob before such a large audience (unless we're talking of politicians here.)
BB McCullum should have clung to his bedpost in obstinacy.

I, however, have to see some optimism in the industry of making hideous outfits. It means there is a possible chance of us ever getting to see Shane Watson play in this:

Desparate Housewife Twattonette of Team Barbie, ready to change the world with a magic wand.

9 comments:

Sidthegnomenator said...

And alongside Twatto will be Stuey Broad in a tutu ... please, please!?!?

tracerbullet007 said...

OMG....the Watson picture is a work of genius....maybe you should offer your services in designing jerseys for sports teams??

sunny said...

I first had decided to place Little Stuey in this pink outfit, but now that you're saying it, as leader of Team Barbie he really should be wearing a tutu. Excellent idea.

That's the problem tracer, I don't want to 'offer' my services, I want to be paid in tons of suitcases filled with green notes. But they won't agree and sadly don't understand the importance of the innovation in cricket outfits I'm trying to bring about.

Anonymous said...

Hey mate, nice try on feminizing Shane Watson but anyways I have got some very beautiful pics of Watto in pink lil dress wid some makeup on, if u say I can mail them to ya.

Anonymous said...

Hey fellas, I hav got some pics of Twatto and Stuey with make up and they look AWESOME! if u say I can post them but U've gottta tell me how!

Pay per head said...

haha those hideous outfits are a crime and they are very hilarious as well especially the last one hahaha

Anonymous said...

Really Artistic. Though I am a fan of Twatto, I think I like the Desperate Housewife better.... Cheers!

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