Wednesday, 11 August 2010

Broad is unloved

There, I said it.
Now go Little Stuey, hide in a corner and weep until you drench in your own tears. You can also pull your blonde hairs out if you want. Just don’t put them on e-bay.

Most of us have had annoying pasty-faced buggers in our school of whom no one can even hurt a hair just because their dads run the biggest bubblegum factory in the country. It’s terrible, because they are usually the individuals which are the most coveted punchballs around. They can do all the naughty tricks they want because teachers will deliberately go to have a look out of the window when they do it. All punishment they ever get is some admonition like "Dear boy, don’t do that again. Now you want another sugar cookie?"

Such a lad is Stuey. No one likes to do anything against him because he’ll run off to tell his Daddy. He doesn’t need to do that actually because his Daddy will be there first. Now that his little brat has been fined 50 percent of his match fee, he can’t get over it.

Cricinfo has been very kind of putting a poll on its website and I’m loving what people have got to think. In response to the question whether the fine was sufficient as a punishment:

11% thought yes, it was blown out of proportion

80% said no, a ban was deserved to teach him a lesson (viva these guys)

9 % was not sure, thinking it wasn’t that bad, but he does attract trouble

Most people want him to be sent out of the classroom and I’m sure you are one of them. Go and without a second thought, vote for the second option and you’re a smart person.


Anonymous said...

80%?? I'm sorry I missed that poll, I know how I would have voted.

What I want to know is how do the other 20% justify their decision ... oh, wait, they're probably English.

sunny said...

Or probably all colleagues of Broady's Dad, Sid.

Wes ~ PFCNFS ~ said...

Although, at my school, everybody would have had a crush on him, secretly of course.


Anonymous said...

We do all have a crush on him, don't we, Wes? But, secretly.

Stani Army said...

Speak for yourselves! Haven't you seen his moobs (man boobs) when he's running in?

I love bubblegum, and bubblegum loves me.

sunny said...

Including you Wes?! At school you have to imagine him as a fat pasty-faced boy who always has candy on his hands, not the fragile Barbie doll he looks now.

sunny said...

'We', Sid?
I can assuredly tell you I haven't. I hate Daddy's kids like him.

Stani, why are you comparing the whole situation to bubblegum?

Stani Army said...

It's a contrast Sunny. Comparing something delicious (bubblegum!) to something not so.

I'm actually going to the shops now to buy some bubblegum for when I break my fast. Seriously.

sunny said...

I thought you were referring to the stickiness of both.

Stani, you don't open your fasts with bubblegum, that is exactly what a pasty-faced boy would do. Get yourself some dates.

Stani Army said...

I didnt say I would open it with bubblegum did I?

'Get yourself some dates'??? :) You should choose your words carefully with me around :) Hello girls!

See, you're gonna get me in trouble with God. I'll blame you though. I'm a good boy, just ask Sid....and Purna too, but she'll only tell you reluctantly.

Purna said...

Stani is as bad as Broady.

There, I said it.

Stani Army said...

See :(

sunny said...

Stani, I couldn't know that you would be taking wrong meanings out of everything, could I?
And now you just lied about being a good boy..Purna confirmed it. I thought you were'n't supposed to lie during fasting..never actually. It's advice for free, take it Stani.

Stani Army said...

It wasn't a lie...I'm real good, sometimes too good for my own good if you know what I mean. Sid will back me up.

sunny said...

No, Sid will confirm the contrary just as Purna did.

Anonymous said...

hhhmmm ... is Stani a good boy or not? Let me think ... he likes bubble gum but not Stuart Broad ... yeah, he's pretty good.

My arm hurts from all that twisting, though.

Stani Army said...


Thanks for the arm twisting Purna.