Thursday, 28 October 2010

The cloning of the previous match: 2nd T20

Pakistan batted first.

Pakistan batted shit again.

Imran Farhat might never get an average above 8.

Shahid Afridi might never acquire even o.1 percent sanity.

Lopsy did wonders with the ball.

Rusty did even greater wonders.

SA's top order shuddered.

JP and Ingram controlled things.

Shoaib Akhtar sweat more than Ishant has water in his body.

Misbah is doomed to play that ridiculous half-scoop shot and will only be granted redemption if he paddles down the Nile with the same movements.



Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Today they managed to clone an ODI from the T20s. Some ethics commission should intervene here.

sunny said...

Well at least we got a very different and interesting second ODI to make up for things.

bettiwettiwoo said...

'Shoaib Akhtar sweat more than Ishant has water in his body.'

Maybe Shoaib and Dravid could have a sweating championship? Shoaib could bowl and Dravid bat for oh, say two hours ... maybe one hour? (we wouldn't want Shoaib to die). And then we would measure how much each player had managed to sweat ...

I'm thinking Dravid would win; Shoaib kind of looks wetter, but Dravid would sort of sneak-sweat his way to victory.